Baby Maker 3000 Pro

BabyMaker3000Pro™

The world’s least effective condom.

Meet BabyMaker3000Pro™ —
the revolutionary solution for people who believe responsible family planning
is highly overrated.

Designed with 0% contraceptive performance
and 3000% awkwardness,
BabyMaker3000Pro™ is the perfect gag gift for your best friend,
your ex, your coworker, or anyone who absolutely does not need another child.

Give someone the gift they never knew they needed.

BabyMaker3000Pro™

Because some problems don’t need solving.

IMPORTANT:
BabyMaker3000Pro™ is a novelty/gag product.
It is NOT a contraceptive, provides
NO protection against pregnancy or STIs,
and is NOT intended for sexual use.
Do not use as a substitute for a contraceptive product.